McDonalds and Gucci had a love child... and McFancy was its name

To clarify for the male readers and the not so stylish crowd (hey, I live in pajamas infront of my computer so I'm not here to judge) Fashion Week is a week of fashion (duh) which allows designers to show off their latest collections in the capital cities of fashion: New York, Milan, London and Paris.

During this stylish event McDonalds hosts a temporary market which serves the traditional menu items packaged in containers labeled with designer brand names.  And what do you suppose this fancy ass breed of McDonalds is called?  Why, McFancy of course!

Pictured below: More cheap food which I can only imagine will come with an outrageous price tag.

Who the fak has time to do this to their food?!...

.. and why do I suddenly have a serious craving for a gigantic pretzel?!

Spice up dinner with a pinch of salt, a dash of pepper, and a healthy topping of STDs

You read the title of this cookbook right? And no, it is not a joke.

Author Paul "Fotie" Photenhauer claims [semen is]
"not only nutritious, but has wonderful cooking properties." The author compares the taste to fine wine or cheese, describing the taste as “complex and dynamic”. Whilst this concept may be far too much to stomach for even the most adventurous of food lovers, this book hopes to change people’s attitudes towards a naturally produced and widely available ingredient. "All across the world people consume things which, without being clouded by the bias of social preconceptions could be considered stranger. Millions of people each day enjoy covering their breakfast cereals with the mammary secretions of cattle which, on reflection, can seem much more unnatural an act."

Comparing milk from a cow's udder to human ejaculate, you have got to be fuck'n kidding me. No wait, you have no time to kidd, you're too busy fuck'n something else... in my kitchen no doubt...

For a preview of actual recipes, and to render your dinner guests speachless, click here.

I want one, just because

I'm seeing very animated cakes everywhere I go now and I have to admit the seven year old inside of me is screaming for my very own. Really digging the topsy turvy looks-like-it-will-topple-over-any-minute-now style.

Pictured below: the idea has also translated to cupcakes [Ahem, Audrey].

Remember when you were little and mom smacked you upside the head for playing with your food?

Well, times sure have changed. Today's kids no longer need to rely on their imagination as a spoon full of crap twists and winds through the air while mommy chants "Open up, here comes the choo-choo train. Choo-choo!!"

This dinner set comes complete with a fork-lift fork, a front loader spoon, and a bulldozer pusher, so even if your kids still think your cooking sucks, at least they can have fun pushing it around on the plate. Weeeeeee....