Happy New Year!

I know I'm a bit early, I just thought I'd throw that out there while I'm still sober.

All I want for Christmas

The following letter has been brought to you by the good ol' folks at holytaco.com :

Dear Santa,

Well, this certainly has been quite a year.  I've had my ups (being the best golfer ever) and my downs (getting in trouble for boning 15 chicks that weren't my wife) but all-in-all it's been a year, and nobody can argue that.

Thanks so much for the slutty chicks that I asked for last year.  They were great.  Most of them turned out to be a little too yappy and stupid, but for the most part they were above par.  Except for the dirty, nasty waitress one.  That one was f*cked up.  Okay, Santa, here's what I want for Christmas.

1) Ambien (I"m always running out! LOL!)
2) A gaint Scrooge McDuck vault that can hold a billion kajillion dollars.
3) A Time Machine.  A really f*cking good Time Machine that can make everything fine again.  Please. PLEASE.

TTYL!
Tiger

Holiday Sentiments...

Given the variety of worldly religions, political views and personal beliefs that bind the emotional threads to our souls, there are many ways to express our deepest and most cherished sentiments this holiday season. But nothing transcends borders quite like this little guy...

Happy two thousand, seven hundred and sixty-second bithday Rome

This is how Rome rolls on it's birthday. Old countries sure are weird.

Pictured below: C'mon guys, let's kick this party up a notch!

Roses are red, Violets are purple... see, PURPLE!

Happy Valentines Day

From,
your stupid blogger