Tuesday, April 21, 2009
Drink more wine, wash less glasses
The dumbest invention ever, the Glass Tank is a wine receptacle designed to keep your glass topped at all times... well, until the bottle is empty anyways. I see several flaws with this design:
1) Wouldn't this thing be heavy? I mean, you may as well just fist the bottle if you're too lazy to top up your glass.
2) It would be difficult to carry on a conversation while drinking this wine. Just imagine, every time you take a sip, whomever you are looking at would disappear.
3) If you're a true wine connoisseur who is all for convenience and you don't mind looking like an alcoholic, you may as well just replace the cans in your Beer Guzzler Hat with bottles of wine. And if you know what I'm talking about, you're probably drunk right now.