I'm not sure what's going on here, but this looks like a drunk-off-your-ass Stephanie Pratt imitating Marylin Manson. And for f*ks sake Kesha, unless you have been a music legend for decades and raked in millions, spell your goddamn name right!
Fashion Crime - Katy Perry
I hate to point fingers, but it looks as though the mystery of Chatterbox's missing chewtoy has been solved.
Fashion Crime - Keira Knightly
It looks as though Keira Knightly decided to try to sew a dress herself but ran out of fabric. And, as you can see, she not only forgot to comb her hair, but she also forgot to eat for a month.
Fashion Crime - Brooke Burke
Unlike Keira, Brooke Burke had too much fabric to work with. I suppose she decided to just keep wrapping it around, and around, and around. Her fashion style was likely inspired by a childhood memory that included toilet paper and a tree. But considering what we’re used to seeing Brooke wearing… wait… wait!... What am I talking about?? We’re not used to seeing Brooke wearing anything at all.
Fashion Crime - Lady GaGa
Seeing double: Lady GaGa… and that’s exactly what Lady GaGa did! After breaking into a Johnsonville factory and slipping into a sausage casing Lady GaGa headed out for a night of drunken debauchery on the town. She went into the club looking one way … and then came back out with a new hairdo, new sunglasses and a new hat. Oh Lady GaGa what else do you have hidden in that big white bag of tricks?
Fashion Crime - Cameron Diaz
I dunno know what happened. One minute I was blowing this huge Hubba Bubba bubble and the next minute it went missing. All I can say is, Cameron you bitch, I’ve got my eye on you.