Thursday, December 17, 2009
All I want for Christmas
The following letter has been brought to you by the good ol' folks at holytaco.com :
Well, this certainly has been quite a year. I've had my ups (being the best golfer ever) and my downs (getting in trouble for boning 15 chicks that weren't my wife) but all-in-all it's been a year, and nobody can argue that.
Thanks so much for the slutty chicks that I asked for last year. They were great. Most of them turned out to be a little too yappy and stupid, but for the most part they were above par. Except for the dirty, nasty waitress one. That one was f*cked up. Okay, Santa, here's what I want for Christmas.
1) Ambien (I"m always running out! LOL!)
2) A gaint Scrooge McDuck vault that can hold a billion kajillion dollars.
3) A Time Machine. A really f*cking good Time Machine that can make everything fine again. Please. PLEASE.