Friday, February 20, 2009

Because nothing says "I [heart] U NOT" like a pregnancy test

Hayden Panettiere and Milo Ventimiglia's relationship was great when they were banging like super hero's, but apparently things fell apart after a brief pregnancy scare. Although the test results proved negative, rumor has it that it caused the couple's break up.

See, I know what's really going on here. Hayden and Milo were so caught up in their Heroes characters that they thought they were having super human sex and would thereby create a superhuman baby. But then reality set in and the couple realized that little 'Halo Jr.' would not possess the ability to rapidly regenerate cells or be capable of biological manipulation. In fact, Milo's sperm proved to be sub-human and incapable of completing it's only task, a simple navigation route to the womb.

Pictured below: my other theory on why the test results were negative. Pew, pew, pew!

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