Sunday, February 15, 2009

Chris Brown plays Jesus card, hopes to get out of jail free


After being released on $50,000 bail and one week after allegedly assaulting girlfriend Rihanna, like so many other celebrities who find themselves in a conundrum, Chris Brown has pretended to find God.

"Words cannot begin to express how sorry and saddened I am over what transpired. I am seeking the counselling of my pastor, my mother and other loved ones and I am committed, with God's help, to emerging a better person," Brown said in a statement issued through publicist Michael Sitrick.

"Much of what has been speculated or reported on blogs and-or reported in the media is wrong," he added. But he said he couldn't discuss that in detail until his case is resolved.


I could be wrong here, but this really doesn't sound like an apology. If anything, it is made to sound as though the situation has been blown out of proportion, a trite misunderstanding if you will. Well, as long as Chris and God are on the same page, no need for him to mention or concern himself with Rihanna.

It would seem that one week ago when Chris was super pissed at his girlfriend he asked himself, "What would Jesus do?"

Pictured below: Jesus answered


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